Are We Changing The National Anthem?! – MUST READ

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(Photo credit should read JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

(Photo credit should read JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

sparxx Jay Sparxx
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BAHAHAHAH I highly doubt it. The odds of this petition being taken seriously is next to impossible… but regardless is hillarious

A group has petitioned the White House asking that the national anthem be changed to the R. Kelly tune, “Remix to Ignition.”

The petition says, “We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen.”

It continues, “America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and–perhaps most importantly–that ’round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody.”

Unfortunately, the petition only has just over 1,000 signatures — that’s 99,000 short of the required signatures needed by April 2nd for it to actually be considered.

 

 

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