It’s Monday! Time to see what kind of morons THIS weekend brought us!

Bunghole Bandit
A New Jersey gang-banger was pulled over for a traffic stop and was caught with 100 tiny bags of heroin hidden in his anus. Cops found that he had outstanding traffic warrants and was arrested. At the station cops found 100 bags of heroin or about $1,000 to $2,000 worth concealed in his anus. The man is a member of the Bloods street gang.  He is charged with possession with intent to distribute.

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Dude Looks Like a Lady
An Iowa man has been arrested after breaking into a lingerie store and spending two hours trying on various items before leaving wearing a dress and a blonde wig.He was caught after police noticed a tattoo of his last name on his back as they examined surveillance footage.
Checking the state’s mugshot records, they identified the cross-dresser and arrested him.

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Winner, Winner, Chicken…. Meth!
Two women on a commercial shuttle van in Arizona were arrested after they had meth hidden in two buckets of chicken.
Border Patrol agents found the drugs during a stop at a checkpoint near Nogales.The drugs weighed about six pounds and were valued at more than $58,000.

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