Jacob’s First Date On Valentine’s

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dm215 Drex & Maney Mornings
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We first met Jacob yesterday, as several folks share their experiences with a first date ON Valentines Day! Most experiences were positive and seemed to end in marriage.

But as Jacob checks back in with us this morning… it seems to be a much different story. In his words “it’s an epic tale, with an even BIGGER fail.” What could have gone so wrong on an innocent FIRST date on Cupids Holiday?

Well, when the date starts with your counterpart trying to find the hash, things can never go well:

This isn’t the traditional search into the Second Date, but Drex & Maney feel pretty confident in saying that there will be no other chances for Jacob’s, weed rat!

LINES TO NEVER USE ON A FIRST DATE:

“I live with my parents, can’t wait to move in with you!”

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