Lindsay Lohan is obviously not a good driver. She’s been in more accidents than those crash test dummies they use at testing facilities. This weekend she smashed her new rented Porsche into the back of an 18 wheeler. It’s been reported that she tried paying off the driver at the scene, she also, according to TMZ, got rid of a mysterious little pink baggy that was in her car and asked the semi driver not to say anything to the media.
James the truck driver has now lawyered up after seeing a doctor for some injuries he allegedly sustained during the crash. Lohan told Newser, that it was faulty breaks that were just replaced that caused her to smash her new Porsche. It of course couldn’t have been the fact that Lohan is a complete train wreck herself.
I’ve come up with the Top 5 possible theme songs for Lohan:
#5 Kirko Bangz – Drank In My Cup
#4 Eric Clapton – Cocaine
#3 Breathe Carolina – Hit And Run
#2 Dave Matthews – Crash Into Me
#1.Rehab – Bartender
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