Only a few days left til’ Christmas, which means shopping has just begun for a lot of you (and most men!) So to help you guys out (and help women get what they’d actually want too) here are some Cliff’s Notes: Shopping for the opposite sex, some last minute gift ideas….

For starters, if you boys like your ladies with their hair done, nails done, everything did … then book us an appointment at a day spa dang it! We’ll just think you’re trying to pamper us.

Does your man dress like a bad Affliction ad or like he’s going to the gym, all the time? Then get him some clothes you’d like to see him in. I mean, why do you think guys invest in lingerie? It’s not because they want us to be comfy in bed, or else they’d sell fleece onesies at Victoria’s Secret. And guys, when shopping for your girlfriend, be sure to check the tags of their clothes on your floor to get the sizes because you don’t want to end up in Otis’ predicament – getting something too big will make her think you think she’s fat, too small and she thinks she’s fat.

Ladies, does your man fail at time management and tend to forget important dates, say, like your birthday? Then get him a calendar – such as the Bobcats LadyCat calendar. Meow.

Your boyfriend all bah hum bug, or is it like your girl’s time of the month, all season long – book them a massage! Call my girl at Drift Spa for a good rub down.

Your significant other messy? Rather than getting all OCD on them, just get them a cleaning service and a car wash. Nothing says romance like a trip to Auto Bell.

And Toys R’ Us is open 24 hours until Christmas if your boyfriend is anything like Otis, just a big kid.

If all else fails just get them a gift card with a sweet card, so that the thought actually counts.

You don’t want your true love to be singing, “On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me … nothing.”