Kim Kardashian‘s ball and chain, Kris Humpries, already lost his wedding band…..That reminds me of when my wife left hers IN ITALY!

[photogallerylink id=66307 align=left] Kim Kardashian’s new husband, Kris Humphries, has already lost his wedding ring — less than two months after tying the knot! Humphries gold and black diamond wedding band went missing at a Minneapolis airport leaving the basketball player in a state of panic, according to one eyewitness. Good Samaritan Omar Ahmad was going through the metal detector when Humphries lost the Lorraine Schwartz sparkler. “Kris must have had to take off all his jewelry or it slipped off his finger because he was freaking out and frantically looking for it yelling ‘where’s my ring?!’” Ahmad said, in an interview. ”He was crawling on his knees looking for it underneath the x-ray machine. No one was helping him and very few actually recognized him except for me. So I stepped in to help.“

…After 10 minutes on their knees, Ahmad said he found the band in the corner and security grabbed it. “Kris was just so thankful I helped him and and didn’t just leave him. It’s funny, I was really the only one who knew who he was. AND IM SURE NONE OF THIS WAS FILMED FOR THE REALITY SHOW!

So my wife, April, and I were leaving Italy on our Honeymoon about 5 years ago…..we were ON THE RUNWAY and she looks down and realizes she left her ring in the hotel room attached to the hotel. We were dead tired and she forgot to put it back on after putting lotion on the night before…..So we touch down in Amsterdam, I call the hotel…..THEY FIND THE RING!!! But say they cannot ship diamonds overseas…So April goes through a client of hers who has family in Italy, they pick the ring up and ship it to us…3 Months later!

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